Happy 2007, all.
This happened waaaay back in '06, but I didn't get a chance to post it.
At a gas station in Hyde Park, where I was housesitting. A guy came out of the payment-part of it.
Said hello. I said hello.
"How are you?" he asked.
"You look good," he said.
Okay, I thought.
"Okay," I said.
"You got my number?" he asked.
"No thanks. Happy New Year, though."
"Aw, you look SO good! Look how good she looks!" he called to his friends. They looked at him in much the same way I was.
"She looks GOOD! You got my number yet? 'Cause I would HIT that!"
Here's hoping his New Year's resolution is to cut this out and that this was his final binge.