I was walking down the street with my friends this summer, and a car full of teenage guys screeched but yelling indiscernible phrases. Me, being the incredibly level-headed and calm person I am, proceeded to yell "Ass Holes" at the top of my lungs as they speed off. Unfortunately, this just seemed to get the testosterone running more, and the car pulled into a driveway and turned around. Luckily they did not stop, but only came around long enough for the passenger to yell "Hey babe, wanna touch it?" No. As a matter-of-fact, shocking though it is, I do not. So shut the fuck up!
~submitted by Grace