I looked at him, dumbfounded. He laughed, grabbed himself, then said, "mmm - nice and juicy."
I thought he may have been trying to steal my wallet or purse, but it turns out that he was just a sick pervert.
After calling the Chicago Police Dept. and telling them there was a perv roaming the streets, they basically told me to go cry myself a river - they don't care. Lovely.
~Submitted by Mari