I was riding my bike up Leavitt on my way to work. A van was double-parked on one side of the street, and a huge Ford F150 truck was trying to squeeze around it. I was about to try riding in between the two vehicles, but two guys trying to get into the van. The first guy was so distracted saying "Hey Girl" that he walks right into the oncoming truck!
To make things more uncomfortable, the truck stops because I know the driver. As I rode away I heard one of the guys say "Damn! Girl has an ass on her!"
~submitted by Bonnie